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Dirty Pickup Lines to Heat Up Your Spicy Convos

Written on 22nd December 2024   By   in Uncategorised

PG-Rated Dirty Pickup Lines from NSA SEX CONTACTS.

  1. Are you a magnet? Because you’re doing a great job at attracting me.
  2. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  3. You look cold, want to use me as a blanket?
  4. Dinner first, or should we go straight to dessert?
  5. Do you know how to stop, drop, and roll? Because baby, you’re on fire.
  6. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you’re looking pretty sweet.
  7. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you’re looking like a snack.
  8. Are you a pie? Because I’d like a piece of you.
  9. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’re fine.
  10. Aside from being hot, what do you do for a living?
  11. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re burning hot.
  12. Sorry—were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?
  13. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
  14. Aside from being extremely hot, what else do you do for a living?
  15. Did you escape from jail? Because it’s definitely illegal to look this good.
  16. You must be so tired from running through my mind all night.
  17. Is your name Chamomile? Because you look like a hot-tea.
  18. I feel like I’m getting a tan just standing here because you’re so scorching.
  19. Does my tongue taste funny to you?
  20. If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.
  21. Does your name start with “C”? Because I can “C” us getting together tonight.
  22. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
  23. Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging your look.
  24. Wanna help me get on Santa’s naughty list this year?
  25. You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My face.
  26. You look like a tall drink of water, and I’m parched.
  27. I called heaven asking for an angel, but I was hoping they’d send a devil like you instead.
  28. Do you feel sick? Because I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.
  29. I volunteer as your victim tonight since you’re clearly dressed to kill.
  30. Your lips look lonely. How about I introduce them to mine?
  31. Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
  32. Toss me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
  33. Are you the syllabus? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
  34. You’re so hot, you make the equator look like the North Pole.
  35. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
  36. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
  37. I’ve been feeling a little lifeless lately—would you give me mouth-to-mouth?
  38. I watched a documentary that said lips are the most sensitive part of the body, wanna find out if that’s true