1. If you come home with me girl, I promise I’ll last longer than Christmas mass!
2. You’re a Christmas Cracker! And I could be the silly joke inside you!
3. I’m like the Grinch, except it ain’t my heart that’s growing three sizes!
4. I hope you’re not a Gremlin, cos I plan on getting you wet after midnight!
5 If you were a Christmas tree, there would be no need for decorations: you’re perfection!
6. Excuse me I’m trying to find somewhere open on Christmas Day, your legs perhaps??
7 My dick is so big I only get to see the top end of it around the holidays!
8. My life without you would be like Home Alone 4- pointless!
9. I can’t believe I met you on MATURE FUN UK.