PG-Rated Dirty Pickup Lines from NSA SEX CONTACTS.
- Are you a magnet? Because you’re doing a great job at attracting me.
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
- You look cold, want to use me as a blanket?
- Dinner first, or should we go straight to dessert?
- Do you know how to stop, drop, and roll? Because baby, you’re on fire.
- Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you’re looking pretty sweet.
- Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you’re looking like a snack.
- Are you a pie? Because I’d like a piece of you.
- Are you a parking ticket? Because you’re fine.
- Aside from being hot, what do you do for a living?
- Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re burning hot.
- Sorry—were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?
- Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
- Aside from being extremely hot, what else do you do for a living?
- Did you escape from jail? Because it’s definitely illegal to look this good.
- You must be so tired from running through my mind all night.
- Is your name Chamomile? Because you look like a hot-tea.
- I feel like I’m getting a tan just standing here because you’re so scorching.
- Does my tongue taste funny to you?
- If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.
- Does your name start with “C”? Because I can “C” us getting together tonight.
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging your look.
- Wanna help me get on Santa’s naughty list this year?
- You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My face.
- You look like a tall drink of water, and I’m parched.
- I called heaven asking for an angel, but I was hoping they’d send a devil like you instead.
- Do you feel sick? Because I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.
- I volunteer as your victim tonight since you’re clearly dressed to kill.
- Your lips look lonely. How about I introduce them to mine?
- Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
- Toss me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.
- Are you the syllabus? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
- You’re so hot, you make the equator look like the North Pole.
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
- If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
- I’ve been feeling a little lifeless lately—would you give me mouth-to-mouth?
- I watched a documentary that said lips are the most sensitive part of the body, wanna find out if that’s true
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